Bush's brain has left The White House

Well, its finally happened, Bush is now totally brainless. You see it is being reported that Bush's brain has left the White House to be with his family. This should make his family happy, but what happens to the country? Where does his lame duck presidency go now?

The rest of Bush will still be at the White House doing presidential things only with no brain. I find this disturbing that the leader of the free world is now 'The Decider' without a brain. I'm sure this has never happened before in the history of our country and it just seems to be more of the same old, same old from this group.

There are however mixed reviews from the self important people that express their opinions on these matters so they can then get famous and write books expressing more of their opinions so we can read them and learn to believe they are god and their opinions should shape ours.

Here's one such god. He's been around for awhile. He once tried to convince everyone that the Clinton's had crack pipes on their Christmas tree at The White House. So if you hated the Clinton's you believed every word of it and you were outraged. If you loved the Clinton's you didn't believe any of it and were outraged. And if you were a logical thinker, you would just say he's obviously just a political hack because nobody would believe the Clinton's would be displaying their crack pipes on a Christmas tree. Right out in the open, for everyone to see. Even Bill Bennett who, if he were truly there and saw them could easily have taken pictures of them. And besides, they still had another election to win. Just didn't seem logical.

Anyway, with that said, Bill Bennett is his name and here's what one reporter got from him on the incident:

"Bill Bennett is downplaying the incident saying Bush without his brain is 'not a big blow' to the administration."

Apparently Bill thinks Bush will do just fine without a brain.

But Wayne Slater says:
"All lame ducks are lame ducks; this one, with now turning out the lights, is the most lame duck we've seen in a long time."

If you think about it though, ducks really aren't that smart anyway. When we were kids we used to catch them with box traps with a stick just by having them follow a trail of bread crumbs until they were under the box. Then when they were under it we'd pull out the stick with the rope we had tied to it and they'd be inside quacking very loudly and banging against the box. Geeesh! Not too bright, huh! Anyway, my point is a duck without its brain really isn't missing much, so maybe we'll be ok after all.

Oh and the poll. I'm sure you're all very excited to hear the results. Tada! Canadian has won with 100% of the votes so you can look forward to a Canadian Language version of this blog in the near future.

That's all for now!